A man and his wife go to the county fair for 50 years and every year the man said he would love to go on the helicopter ride but his wife said 50 bucks is 50 bucks. Then, one year the pilot heard this and said "if you don't make a sound on the flight you can ride for free." So the pilot does everything he can to make them make a sound, even loop the loops. At the end of the ride the pilot said "congratulations you didn't make a sound the ride is free." To which the man replied "I almost did when my wife fell out but 50 bucks is 50 bucks!"